A short break for levity.
When I have the money to buy gas, I'm an aspiring stand-up comedian. I started at the tender age of 59. Too soon? See rhetorich.com for links to my YouTube videos and comedy blog.
Anyway, I've written four bipolar-flavored jokes/thoughts over the years. Here they are.
1. Being bipolar is like buying a candy bar. Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you just wanna f---ing kill yourself.
2. I like to pronounce it "BIP-uh-lar" (like Tripoli). Buy-PO-lar sounds too cold and clinical. BIP-uh-lar sounds more, I don't know, *perky*, doncha think?
3. One brand-name Lithium drug is called "Eskalith." It sounds like something the Inuit give to bipolar bears.
4. You can tell bipolars' moods by having them spit into a glass of water. If it sinks, they're depressed. It it floats, they're phlegm-buoyant.
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